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Heartwarming Tearjerker of the Day: Former lab chimps see sunlight for the very first time in their lives.
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We’re terrified of one another and terrified of what that means.
This Dad is a goddamn genius
that’s what i used to do to get stuff from my parents as a kid.
Me: can you buy me this ?
Dad: ask your mom.
Me: can you buy me this ?
Mom: ask dad.
Me: dad said yes.
Mom: then okay.
Me: dad, can you buy me this ?
Dad: if mom says yes, then okay.
Me: she did.
Dad: alright let’s go.








